The First Annual SoundProof Awards of Merit -Thanks But No Thanks

By: Cody McGraw

The First Annual SoundProof Awards of Merit -Thanks But No Thanks

Most Improved Artist

Thanks But No Thanks 
a.k.a. "Nice try, but we still don’t care you’re alive."

And the nominees are:
Metallica
Lady Gaga
GZA
Katy Perry
Guns N’ Roses
New Kids on the Block

Katty Perry Winner: Dear Katy Perry, we get it. You kissed a girl. Who hasn’t? Thanks, but no thanks for giving attention-seeking drunk chicks pretending to be lesbians a national anthem. We here at SoundProof much prefer Jill Sobule’s “I Kissed a Girl” anyway.

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