The First Annual SoundProof Awards of Merit - What Is This Song Called

By: Cody McGraw

Wait, What Is This Song Called?  a.k.a. "Best song title."

And the nominees are:
"Bring Me the Head of Paul McCartney on Heather Mills’ Wooden Peg (Dropping Bombs on the White House)" by The Brian Jonestown Massacre
"Grow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole" by The Wet Secrets
"Anal Rape Santa" by The Wet Secrets
"I Teabagged Myself" by The Wet Secrets

Winner: Although The Wet Secrets had the advantage, The Brian Jonestown Massacre takes the prize due to the imagery. It’s probably part of Heather Mills’ erotic fantasy as well. She probably plays it for herself everyday as she rolls around in her divorce settlement money. However, we here at SoundProof doubt she can teabag herself, grow a moustache or be raped by Santa.