Battle of the Bands: Zooey Deschanel vs. Katy Perry
By: Karolina Rous
Okay kids, it's time for another throwdown! For this Battle of the Bands, it's a good ol' fashioned catfight: Super adorable actress-turned-chanteuse Zooey Deschanel of She & Him fame versus slutstress, er, songstress of the pop persuasion, Katy Perry. (Me? Biased? Nah!)
So what's brought these two into the ring together? Well, just look at them - it's uncanny, almost, how similar they are in appearance. Still, I'm always in awe when someone mixes the two up . . . Like seriously? While they do look like they could be twins, they're night and day musically. I gotta clear this up once and for all.
So who is trying to rip off whom? All of us at SoundProof seriously wonder if there's some identity theft going on. So let's bust it down in six tight rounds . . . Winner gets the right to call the police on the other girl. "Hello, LAPD? I have a stalker situation to report."