10. Beard Lust by Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

By: Andrea Grassi

“Beard Lust” by Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head

Beards should be non-functional, i.e. they shouldn't be used for storage or double as bibs. No good can come of a mouldy beard housing yesterday's sandwich. This is a good song about facial hair maintenance. According to NPSH, coveting facial hair comes with a price - clipping and conditioning. Preach!