Regurgitate - Carnivorous Erection

By: James Sandham

Artist: Regurgitate

Album: Carnivorous Erection
Label: Relapse

Uh, right. So this is kind of more in the heavy metal vein of things but obviously we couldn't pass over this album cover. Tracks include "The Pulsating Feast" (kind of funny), "Parade of the Decapitated Midgets" (strange) and "Relentless Pursuit of Rotting Flesh" (okay then). Since I couldn't be bothered to listen to this crap, I had to rely on the opinion of Ryan M. Kelly of Illinois, who reports that "the lead singer's voice is pretty freaking cool.... The music on the other hand is kind of like putting your head in a lawnmower and keeping it there for hours on end. Yep...the music is not that talented."