The Multi-Divot Eyebrow

By: James Sandham

	Vanilla Ice

THE MULTI-DIVOT EYEBROW
Robert Van Winkle may not have been much of a musical visionary, but what he lacked in talent was clearly compensated for in facial hair creativity. To wit: the multi-divot eyebrow. Who comes up with this? While its origins are unclear, Vanilla Ice was certainly one of the first to introduce it to the living rooms of suburban America. Complemented by matching divotation down the side of his up-do coif, it was an experiment in facial hair modification that few have had the guts to follow.