Battle of the Bands: the Black Lips versus the Flaming Lips
- by Monika Warzecha -


Since 95.5 per cent of all songs have to do with love and, a lot of musicians are in the business to get laid, we pit these two bands against each other to see which one will make Casanova proud.

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Contenders: The hot young Black Lips versus the sensitive Flaming Lips.

Battle: If both the Black Lips and the Flaming Lips are both giving you the once-over, which band will make it into your bed?

Scenario: It's Valentine's Day and you're alone. Instead of eating cinnamon hearts until you barf, you've decided to go to a show. Cupid has his arrow pointed directly at your ass, but who will you ask to kiss it and make it better?

The bands approach each other. Who's gonna win?

Let's examine our odds and place some bets.


Category The Black Lips The Flaming Lips
And the Point Goes to…
Size matters
Four members Three members The Black Lips. There's strength in numbers.
Staying power
The Black Lips have been at it since 2000 when they formed the group as teenagers. Slightly more experienced, the Flaming Lips have been making music since 1983. The Flaming Lips. They have moves the young'uns have never seen.
Breeding and background
These Georgia boys hail from the state capital, "Hotlanta." They're also self-described "bad kids." Rumour has it, the band formed in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, after stealing musical instruments from a local church. The Black Lips. It's called "Hotlanta" for a reason.
First time
Cole Alexander remembers playing birthday parties that ended with cake fights. Their debut was in an Oklahoma City transvestite bar. The Flaming Lips. Their first time shows an anything-goes attitude.
Who's your daddy?

Bomp, In the Red, and Vice Records have lent their support.

Stealing the hearts of both minor and major labels, the Flaming Lips have appeared on Restless/Enigma and Warner. The Black Lips belong to Vice. Need we say more?
Pick-up lines

"Your nose is like a tower, like the one in Lebanon (Lebanon),
Your breath smells like some flowers."

"Do you realize you have the most beautiful face?" The Flaming Lips. Having your nose compared to architecture can make you self-conscious.
Baby, you have no idea where I've been

The band has played in Tel Aviv, Sardinia, and Jerusalem.

Tour stops have included Rio, Perth, and The Hague. The Black Lips. Touring the Middle East demonstrates serious cojones.
You're all talk

Described as "the hardest working band at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, Texas."

The band escapes comparison: "Few bands were so brave, so frequently brilliant and so deliciously weird as the Flaming Lips." The Black Lips earn this point by the massive amount of hype they've been getting this past year.
Technique

A mish-mash of garage, blues, country and punk.

Dream pop, psychedelia, noise and experimentation. The Black Lips' sound is raunchier by far.
Guilty pleasures

Southern rap, cough syrup.

Bunny suits. Tie. Both are unappealing.
It's all about the hair…

Dirt 'stache.

Jesus beard. The Black Lips. A career in pornography could be just around the corner.
The morning after

You will feel hung over and scuzzy. The next day you'll notice your diary is missing.

You will feel serene and in love with everyone. However, your lungs will be full of glitter. The Black Lips win this one because coughing up sparkles isn't very romantic.
It's not you, it's me

Shows have included projectile vomiting and on-stage urinating. That's not sexy.

Though they're sensitive and are always trying new things, the white suit is a bit of a turn-off. The Flaming Lips. I promised my mom I'd wait until I was married before I let a guy barf on me.
It is so over

"I can see you all day long, but it doesn't mean a thing at all. I can say anything I want because I'm never going to get along." .

"'Cause love does things that you can't see. It's like telepathic surgery, And cuts and scrapes just like Iggy Pop thrown in a hole." The Flaming Lips. Who knew heartache could sound so pretty and punk-rock at the same time?



Winner: The Black Lips. Bad boys steal more hearts than nice guys. This is a fact. Even though you know they won't call, you can't help it. The Black Lips' sexy sound makes you want to reform them.

They may be a little messed up and juvenile, but that's more appealing than making out with some middle-aged man who kind of looks like Jesus. No offense Wayne Coyne.

 
 

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